Listen. Hello. This is your fairy grandfather speaking: You need a belt. A real gentleman of a belt. A classic belt with notches and a metal keeper that does its job, holds up your pants, doesn't compete for the spotlight but has its own special charm and a firm handshake. Don't listen to your fairy grandmother: you don't have to match it to your watch or your shoes. But you do need to wear a belt to dinner. And when you get a chance, can you please show me how to text one of those moving pictures?

1 = recommended if you typically wear denim size 24-27